About Lil

Lil was born in a restaurant on the Upper East Side. At the next table sat New York Times food critic, Skeeter Jenkins, who later shut it down with his review citing “unsanitary conditions”. It was her mother’s favorite place. When she was seven years old she got a buzzcut because her cousin got one and he looked awesome. Soon after an elderly woman on the playground asked, “Are you a boy or a girl? Make up your mind!” Lil did not see how that was helping anyone. Her distaste for critics was further exacerbated at twelve years old when a middleschool mean girl told her friends she thought Lil was boring. From that moment on, Lil had a mission. In a world full of critics, she would become the lone vigilante, dedicated to taking them down. These are her stories. Dun-dun.