Arby's... we have the meats!

Thank you, Brent S., Estero, FL for your review of Arby’s in Bonita Springs, FL. 

This review was 100 percent written by a drunk person and that drunk person was you. 

I’d like to begin by pointing out one positive quality of your review: I’m grateful you called a taxi. Bravo for making the smart choice. 

What I want to focus on, Brent S., is you. I don’t know you but I care about you (as much as I can considering our circumstances), and I’m worried. Based on your choice to live in Florida, the decision to take an Uber instead of a Lyft, your willingness to write a Yelp review, and (the most upsetting of them all) the craving for Arby’s… it appears to me that your drinking may be severely hindering your judgment. You say you've been supporting them since you were young, exactly how long has this been going on?

Seeking out Arby’s on your own is shameful but at least that’s a secret between you, God, and the cashier. It’s okay to get the drunchies, but to have so little self-respect that you request your driver make a detour for a “beef” and cheddar instead of a more socially acceptable option like McDonald’s, Burger King, or Taco Bell, leads me to believe this has reached an unhealthy level. 

And then to complain like a little bitch about the branch not being friendly enough! Did you cry into your sad, soggy sandwich? Not in front of the driver! Brent S. please get the help you deserve! 

Two out of five stars. The extra star is for, “I was not inebriate for there account!” Dude, LMAO, were we really supposed to think you weren’t hammered when you wrote this?

See you next Tuesday.