DoNut Tell Me You Hate This

Thank you, M G., Cypress, TX for your review of Mr. Ronnie’s Famous Hot Donuts in Houma, LA.

I’m going to keep this short because I’m on vacation and while publishing this every Tuesday is a self-imposed deadline, I’m sticking to it (but I also did not plan very far ahead). 

Unfortunately, shitting on things is a unifying activity. One might say it’s the backbone of America (not to get into that right now), which is why I think sites like this are so popular. People are more likely to write a review if they had a bad experience. In a way, I get it. I can get amped talking to a friend about something we mutually hate - people who celebrate a birthday month, extreme gender reveal parties, anyone who posts videos talking to the camera without a hint of irony, the DMV… the list is endless! There is something sickly satisfying about getting it off your chest BUT, every so often, I like to hype up things that I LOVE.

Don’t get me wrong, in no way am I promoting writing more online reviews, but yours made me happy. Those donuts are “warm delicious bites of heaven.” If I’d never had them, this would 100% make me want to go. Since I have had them, your description makes me taste them in my mouth despite not even having a bite and now I am very excited about Mr. Ronnie’s donuts AND I want to talk about it!

Let’s make that a thing! Let’s get amped about loving things! 

I LOVE MR. RONNIE’S FAMOUS HOT DONUTS (because as you said they are “warm delicious bites of heaven”) AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW! Don't travel all the way to Houma, Louisiana just for these donuts, but if you want to feel something that could potentially give you diabetes melt in your mouth, DO IT. It will be worth it.

Anyway M G., I hope your dad is in good health and that you are having a great day. 

Five out of five stars. 

See you next Tuesday.