Thank you, Susan J., Washington, DC for your review of McDonald’s in DC's Union Station.
Susan, you dirty dog! You have a crush on “Kevin” and don’t you dare try to deny it! Is this your version of a meet-cute? Has Yelp become the new Missed Connections? (If so, most of you are doing it wrong.)
I don’t necessarily condone frequenting McDonald’s as often as it seems you do, but when you’re doing it for love - and not just an addiction to sodium - anything goes, baby. “Kevin” sounds like he’s going places, and I hope to see you two rise to the top together!
Unless... I’ve completely misconstrued the situation, and it's just a wonderful review appreciating hard work and good service. (It’s the romantic in me, I can’t help it.)
I’ll never do this again, but ten out of five stars because the stars are aligning!
P.S. On the off chance that my first instinct is correct, I really hope I don’t find out this is some sort of Baby Reindeer situation.
See you next Tuesday.
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