I'm Not Lovin' It

Thank you, Froge B. Holtsville, NY for your review of a McDonald’s in a location I forgot to write down. 

Just a quick technicality before we get started: 

“You should be lucky im giving 1 star.” 

That’s not how this works. You have to give one star to even leave a review. I see you’re saying this to drive the point home but no. 

As for your experience at McDonald’s… you ordered your food and waited an hour (so much for “fast” food), then you witnessed an employee spit on your meal then, despite the aforementioned spitting, you ate the food (why??) only to find a cockroach in your Big Mac (omg!) and “cold dry fries”, then at some point later you got food poisoning from the chicken McNuggets (how did you know it was specifically from the chicky nuggies?).

This is probably the wildest series of events to occur at a McDonald’s maybe ever and some really crazy things things have happened at this business. Did you buy some lottery tickets later that day? Because all of this at one time seems as unlikely as selecting those six numbers (you should have at least tested those odds).  It’s almost unbelievable! As in, I almost literally don’t believe it. They must have paid big money to cover up the obvious lawsuit following this incident because I cannot find information on this anywhere! Impressive!

I hope you’re living the high life with all of your settlement money or you won the lottery later that week otherwise this awful string of events can only mean one thing: karma. What did you do to deserve this, Forge B?! It must have been really bad.

Whether this was just a series of unfortunate events or you're a terrible person who was being punished by the cosmos, please have higher standards for yourself than to eat food that has been spat on. I don’t care how hungry you are. So nuts that this actually happened…

Four out of five stars. 

See you next Tuesday.