"Mediocre Farms"

Thank you, Jayden L. Verdugo Woodlands, Glendale, CA (that’s a mouthful) for your review of Mendocino Farms in Los Angeles, CA. 

"Ugh" is the word that comes to mind.

I suspect you think you’re being funny by calling yourself an ungrateful dick, but you are an ungrateful dick. It’s super tacky to complain about free food. 

Most likely you work in the film and television industry since no other industry feeds their employees daily (and multiple times a day) and having done the job of a Production Assistant in Los Angeles, I know we all go to “Mendo.” So, just talk to the PA if you hate it so much. Nothing may change since they’re usually getting lunch for anywhere between 3 and 20 people with vastly different tastes and you’re not the center of the universe, but it’s worth a conversation. OR - crazy idea - bring your own lunch! You can have exactly the kind of “deep fried and fatty” meals you’re looking for!

As I write this, it is the year 2024. A real bummer for you that nearly seven years later they still haven’t changed their menu to make you happy. Better luck next time, mate! (I assume you're English since you've used words like "mum," "bullcrap," and "arse." If you're not, that is a lame affectation! Don't do that!)

I’m assuming the five people who clicked the ‘Funny’ button are your coworkers since this review is cringy at best. 

One out of five stars.

See you next Tuesday.