Never Forget

Thank you, Jackson E., San Francisco, CA for your review of the National September 11th Memorial Museum in New York, NY. 

You reviewed a terrorist attack.

Why… why would you do that?

Had you just visited the museum? Or were you randomly thinking about it and decided you must make your feelings known lest we be unclear about where you stand? Whatever the reason, it is truly the weirdest impulse and you must stop yourself from doing it again.

I can’t believe I’m even entertaining this but in terms of the review itself, if there was ever a time to take a moment to proofread before posting, this is it! You “thonk” 9/11 was really bad? Well, I “thonk” it’s insane to write a Yelp review about it. I also “thonk” it’s disrespectful not to bother to give all three sentences of this review a once over. When you wrote this in 2023, it had been 21 years since the attacks and 9 years since the museum opened, what was another two seconds?

It goes without saying that terrorist attacks are “really bad and traumatizing” so again, WHY? To the two people who clicked the ‘Oh No’ button, that is the correct reaction. Someone reviewed the actual attacks? And on the Yelp? Oh no. 

Jackson E., one star for being in poor taste and not at all helpful regarding information about the memorial (which is the entire purpose of this Yelp page!)

I “thonk” I will see you next Tuesday.