This Could Have Been a Text

Thank you, Matt P. Los Angeles, CA for your review of The Oinkster in Los Angeles, CA.

I appreciate that you're willing to give it another try just to make sure, but you only gave it a one-star. This feels more like a three-star to me. Not thrilled. Three stars. Shrug.

IF you consider this a review at all, which I don't. It has no substance! It feels more like a mental note you make to yourself or a text you might send to your mom.

Mom: Hi honey, how was your lunch?

Matt P: Was not thrilled but I'll give it another try just to make sure.

Mom: That's too bad. Why don't you visit us more?

The end.

I don't know why you took the time to write this. You have given us zero details about your experience. Are you the kid from this meme?

And who are you seven people who found this review useful? You're going to let some guy named Matt P. from Los Angeles (whom you've never met) determine how you feel about The Oinkster? Or maybe you're just like Matt P. and you'll give it a try just to make sure? It's all weird, man.

Two out of five stars for giving it another try. I think that's a good attitude.

See you next Tuesday.