Why Would You Do a Thing Like That?

Thank you, Shwe N., East Los Angeles, CA for your review of Costco in… I hate that I have to say this… Irwindale, CA. 

Girl, what is your problem?! Why would you advertise the positives of this Costco, specifically the one about it not being “as busy”? Do you know what this review has the potential to do? 

MAKE IT BUSIER. 

Even though I love it, the act of going to Costco is always a nightmare. The second people enter the parking lot they lose all spatial awareness yet this Costco tends to be the least offensive out of the ones in the area. So, why would you do something to take away its best quality? I wrote about the consequences of advertising a good thing in this post but, Costco is not a small business and is not suffering, it does not need our help. We were supposed to keep this our little secret.

THINK BEFORE YOU YELP. This is so selfish, Shwe.

Also, not that ANYONE cares about you getting in a few swings with your dad, but I assume you’re golfing before you stop at Costco? You can’t possibly leave the roasted chicken everyone is obligated to buy, the 48-pack of burger patties that you will definitely [not] eat before they get freezer burn, and the economy-sized container of Greek yogurt (because you’re “turning a new leaf”), which will evitably mold since you don't even like yogurt that much, in the car for too long. 

One out of five stars.

I’m so mad I could spit. 

See you next Tuesday.